Di damn palitishan dem mek yuhaffe tiefall kina way fi get tings eena di kuntri.
God bless yu and keep yu, Your loving daughter, Babsie P. Mi a beg yu find a dress fi Puncie bury eenna. So the wife apologized, kissed his headback, and went back to her chores. This buoy wen a walk pon de road and car lick im dong, him when a bleed and him did knock out. Bexx Wednesday, October 09, — AM A Jamaican guy enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. I decided to wait.
While waiting, I listened to the recorded Xmas music that was played by the I. When I realized what the music was, I broke out in hysterical laughter. It was selections from "The Nutcracker.
Read comical Jamaican jokes - and even share your own. One day, a Jamaican gentleman walked into his job of many years with both his ears bandaged up. Here is a collection of Clean Jamaican Jokes submitted to us by visitors to fi yuhself and give di rest of dem to di likkle boy boy dem whey work pon Papa truck.
Ras Danny. An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee.
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